For you, Jen!

After that gloomy post, I thought I should come up with something a little perkier. Since it's Friday, how about some jokes? These from ajokeaday.com made me giggle.

- Hey buddy. How late does the band play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.

- A man walks into a pub, and approaches the bar. He orders a pint and looks down to see a bowl of peanuts on the counter. He decides to eat one. When he picks it up and goes to put it in his mouth the peanut says "Hello, handsome!" So he puts the peanut down in astonishment.
He decides to try one more time. And yet again the peanut talks: "Ooh, you are gorgeous." Well, as you can imagine, he was really stunned.
He then decides to go over to buy some cigarettes from the dispenser. He drops in a pound and the machine spits it out and tells him to "Go away, ugly!" This really shocked the man so he goes up to the barman and says "Why is it, that when I pick up the peanuts from the bar they are really nice to me, yet when I try to get some cigarettes from the machine it tells me I'm ugly?"
"Ah, well..." the barman replies, "The peanuts are complimentary and the cigarette machine is out of order."